“Alright, I have a real problem. My pecker is only 5 inches long and 4 inches wide. I heard that this is an average size, but if this is the case, then how come some women – ex-girlfriends and friends, that is – tell me it’s too small?
The thing is, I had a girlfriend before who was a playboy model and she loved it, but I’m thinking that might only be because I was taking Cialis to get pumped up. And my current girlfriend says it looks bigger than before, as well, but I haven’t told her about the Cialis. Now, my real problem is that I absolutely abhor Cialis because I get crazy headaches when I take it and it’s so expensive.” – Brian M. from Murphysboro, IL
Derek Rake’s Answer:-
This is usually where the joke starts, but to be honest, you’re alright. 5+ inches really is the norm.
So, what you should concentrate on instead is this:
1. Know that your size is fine. Trust me. I don’t pack heat down below and my best friend keeps bragging about how he lacks in the size department, too.
2. Your exes and friends suck – for telling you such lies, that is. Seriously, those girls were just bitter. If they really cared about you, they would never say that.
And dude, if you are getting headaches from those pills, just stop taking them! They aren’t worth it.
Again, you do not have any size problems, so stop worrying about it. Instead, have a ton of fun tonight and stop communicating with those loser exes of yours while you’re at it.